[转帖]程式罢工时,程式设计师常对测试人员的20种说词

Dhilip89

程式罢工时,程式设计师会对测试人员常说的20种话!
Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

[中文]
20. "怎么这么奇怪勒.."
19. "以前都没有遇过耶。"
18. "昨天明明是正常的。"
17. "怎么会这样子"
16. "这一定是硬体的问题。"
15. "你是如何操作让程式出错??"
14. "一定是你资料的问题。"
13. "我己经很久没有修改相关程式了!"
12. "你的版本是旧的。"
11. "这只是偶发性。"
10. "我没办法测试每一个细节!"
9. "这个错不是因为那个原因。"
8. "客户从n年前就一直在用这个程式,但从未发现这个问题。"
7. "一定有人偷改了我的代码。"
6. "你有先扫毒吗?"
5."你怎么知道他有问题?"
4. "你无法使用那个版本在您的系统。"
3. "为什么你要用这种操作方式呢?"
2. "当程式疯掉时.你人在那?"
1. "在我的机器跑的好好的"

[英文]
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "It works on my machine"


来源: http://huwk.blogspot.com/2006/11/20.html

涵^寶貝

哈哈
雖然我不是程式人員啦
但是設計名片常會遇到一些操作問題
講的都是一樣的話

宅男-兜着走

有点讽刺

Dhilip89

呵呵， 最经典的是 It works on my machine em0023

The "It Works on my Machine" Award:

http://www.ademiller.com/blogs/t ... n-my-machine-award/

宅男-兜着走

20. "怎么这么奇怪勒.."
19. "以前都没有遇过耶。"
18. "昨天明明是正常的。"

这三句我常说。

但是看了还真的很讽刺

冰之龙

原帖由 宅男-兜着走 于 2009-11-1 05:47 PM 发表
20. "怎么这么奇怪勒.."
19. "以前都没有遇过耶。"
18. "昨天明明是正常的。"

这三句我常说。

但是看了还真的很讽刺

电脑坏掉也能说，哈哈哈em0013

davidbilly87

有几个最近有用到