British English vs Malaysian English【Fun】

Fak3-1234

When giving a customer bad news
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

Returning a call
Britons: Hello, this is James. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?

Asking someone to make way
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.

When someone offer to pay
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No need lah.

When asking a permission
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (Pointing at the door) Can ah?

When entertaining
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

When doubting someone
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

When decline an offer
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN Disagree on a topic discussion
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?

When asking someone to lower their voiceE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

When someone asking if he/she knows you
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

When assessing a tight situation
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die lah!!

When trying to find out what had happened
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

When someone did something wrong
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

When someone is angry
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!


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青色@恶作剧

hahaha, nice one.
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回复 2# 青色@恶作剧


嘿嘿.你是第一个回复我的人.
其他人看了都不要鸟我 Sad咯

青色@恶作剧

感觉蛮有趣的嘛

Fak3-1234

回复 4# 青色@恶作剧

是啊.我某个website看到的~

青色@恶作剧

那我只能说 加油～
哈哈，找点更‘新鲜’的呗

llovepop

this is so funny !but so true

ken1223

如果我们不再改进，只会被他人嘲笑我们的英语～

renv

is truelly but that is our malaysian english culture,hahaha, like 麻坡的话语^^

Fak3-1234

回复 7# llovepop
回复 8# ken1223
回复 9# renv


   

ya~ Malaysian must learn more and improve ENGLISH skill!