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[短篇] 【原创】英文对谈

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发表于 2012-3-17 10:15 PM |只看该作者 |倒序浏览

这是我和我朋友自己写的对谈
用在学校的英文Oral
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CS: Hey guys! Have you watched the movie, Inception?
1: Yeah that movie, it’s….nice!
2: Oh that movie! It’s....interesting.
3: God, you guys didn’t even watch that movie. The movie is about…… yeah it’s nice.
CS: Ok…so it’s about the technology exists to enter the human mind through dream invasion.
1: Wait, I heard it’s like a dream in a dream.
CS: Yeah, something like that.
3: Fascinating!
2: Couldn’t agree more.
CS: Did you just fart, (2)?
2: Yeah I did, you know what they say, better “out than in”.
1: Oh My, that’s gross!
3: Gosh! It’s smelly!
CS: I farted too.
2: So I smell your fart, in my fart.
CS: Inception…
CS: Ok, so today I’m gonna talk about apples, so (1) what do you think about apples?
1: I heard it was red in colour.
CS: Was? So it’s not red now?
1: I mean it is red in colour.
2: I heard rumours say that apples are green.
3: You sure? There had been a lot of rumours which isn’t true lately.
2: You bet it’s true! I heard it from a friend who heard it from his friend!
CS: (2) you heard it from a friend who heard it from his friend, it’s urban myth.
2: Yeah but that doesn’t mean (1) is right, you can’t proof something unless you see.
1: I don’t see any green apples too, so you are obviously wrong too.
2: Yeah? Take a look at this.
1: Wow an orange!
3: No, it’s a papaya.
CS: No you idiots, it’s obviously a banana.
2: No the internet says it’s an apple. Take a closer look at it, gentlemen.
1: Let me see that!
3: Interesting ball…
CS: Wonder how it tastes like. So…you guys have any idea where’s this apple came from?
1: I think it’s from outer space. They said the UFO drop it.
2: No, you’re wrong. It’s clearly from the rubbish bin!
1: You found this apple from a rubbish bin?!!
2: Yeah, I’m sure the UFO didn’t drop it on my head.
3: No, no both of you are wrong! It’s created by God!
CS: Seriously guys? It’s grown out from a tree!
1: No, no you are wrong, apples are not grown out from trees.
2: Yes, I had to agree with (1) it comes from the rubbish bin.
3: Yeah how stupid can you be CS? The rubbish theory is acceptable.
CS: What? Seriously ?
3: Hey you guys heard ‘bout that “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”?
2: Yes I heard about it, doesn’t make any sense.
1: How can an apple keep the doctor away?
CS: Actually it can. You see, there was a time when the doctor is trying to inject me with a serum. I was scare back then, so I threw the apple that I was holding towards the doctor and he ran away.
1: Wow next time the doctor show me the needle, I’ll show him the apple.
2: Now I know what the doctor is scared of.
3: It’s amazing how the apple can keep the doctor away.
CS: Yeah amazing indeed. Last time, when I was going to buy myself a phone. Then I saw Iphone 4S, it’s interesting, but then I saw a logo that looks like an apple!
1: Wow it’s amazing how an apple can be made into a phone.
CS: I know right!? But unfortunately someone took a bite off the apple.
2: People nowadays have no moral at all!
3: So did you buy it?
CS: No of course! So I went to see the other phones and guess what?
1: They all have been eaten.
CS: Exactly!
2: So did you buy it?
CS: Yeah, I don’t come home empty handed.
3: So how’s the phone?
CS: It has a lot of application, but I prefer Nokia 3310.
1: Oh that phone!
2: The legendary phone.
3: The one and only.
CS: You know when I drop my Iphone, its screen break. But when I drop my Nokia, it breaks the floor.
1: Yeah there was one time I accidentally drop my Nokia and it creates an impact so big, earthquake happen.
2: No kidding! When did that happen?
1: Last Saturday.
3: Hey I saw that happen, that was your phone?
1: Yeah, that’s my phone.
3: Wow I thought it was God who drop the phone.
CS: If (1) drop his phone and created an earthquake, imagine what would happen if God dropped his.
2: It would be the end of the world.
CS: Maybe the Mayans are talking about God dropping his phone in 2012.
1: I wonder what phone God is using.
2: I’m thinking of Samsung.
3: No way, I’d say he’s using Nokia too.
CS: I’m guessing he’s using Nokia 3310 with a S behind.
1: What’s the S stands for?
2: I think it stands for Supreme.
3: Nokia 3310 supreme, I like that. But what if God didn’t drop his phone this year?
CS: Then we should drop ours. Imagine what 1000 Nokia phone could do.
1: I like your thinking.
2: Good idea!
3: Drop that and it’s sayonara for SPM.
CS: You know what SPM stands for?
3: What does SPM stands for?
CS: Sayonara Peperiksaan Malaysia.
1: No more studying!
2: Finally we get to enjoy life!
3: This chatting really makes the time fly!
CS: Yeah looking at the time, oh wait I’m not wearing a watch.
1: It’s late I need to get going, bye~
2: Same here.
3: Can’t wait for our next meeting.
CS: Till we meet again!