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标题: WHAT IS MARKETING? [打印本页]

作者: 笨笨 时间: 2011-9-28 12:01 AM
标题: WHAT IS MARKETING?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback '

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets'

作者: DAr_lING 时间: 2011-9-28 12:07 AM
哈哈。。。真是很生动的例子

作者: evonny612 时间: 2011-9-28 12:07 AM
hahaha..the real marketing!!

作者: 电脑和我 时间: 2011-9-28 12:09 AM
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作者: 寒冰ICE 时间: 2011-9-28 04:32 PM

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - Tha ...
笨笨发表于 2011-9-28 12:01 AM

这个拿来给教授教书用的话，他们一定高兴死了~呵呵。。

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