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标题: 英文绕口令 [打印本页]

作者: gemini2323 时间: 2011-5-21 03:43 PM
标题: 英文绕口令
1.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

2.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.

So if she sells shells on the seashore,

I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

3.

A Tudor who tooted a flute

tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

Said the two to their tutor,

"Is it harder to toot

or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

3.

A bitter biting bittern

Bit a better brother bittern,

And the bitter better bittern

Bit the bitter biter back.

And the bitter bittern, bitten,

By the better bitten bittern,

Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

4.

Mr. See owned a saw.

And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

Before Soar saw See,

Which made Soar sore.

Had Soar seen See's saw

Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,

See's saw would not have sawed

Soar's seesaw.

So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

But it was sad to see Soar so sore

Just because See's saw sawed

Soar's seesaw!

5.

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;

For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;

But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,

I then should have need of your needles indeed.

6.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,

and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

7.

A tree toad loved a she-toad

Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad

But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win

The three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground

That the three-toed tree toad trod.

But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.

He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree toad bower

With her three-toed power

The she-toad vetoed him.

8.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.

The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed

shilly-shallied south.

These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;

sheep should sleep in a shed.

9.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.

Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

10.

You've no need to light a night-light

On a light night like tonight,

For a night-light's light's a slight light,

And tonight's a night that's light.

When a night's light, like tonight's light,

It is really not quite right

To light night-lights with their slight lights

On a light night like tonight.

11.

Of all the felt I ever felt,

I never felt a piece of felt

which felt as fine as that felt felt,

when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

12.

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

13.

Swan swam over the sea,

Swim, swan, swim!

Swan swam back again

Well swum, swan!

14.

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes

as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

15.

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch

slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

16.

Susan shineth shoes and socks;

socks and shoes shines Susan.

She ceased shining shoes and socks,

for shoes and socks shock Susan.

17.

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,

For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;

But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,

The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

18.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,

He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;

Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,

He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

19.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,

As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;

Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,

He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.

20.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor

who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the

doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor

the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

21.

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling

to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

22.

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place

where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

23.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,

with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,

he thrusts his fist against the posts

and still insists he sees the ghosts.

24.

Whereat with blade,

with bloody, blameful blade,

he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.

25.

One-One was a racehorse.

Two-Two was one, too.

When One-One won one race,

Two-Two won one, too.

26.

Pick a partner and practice passing,

for if you pass proficiently,

perhaps you'll play professionally.

27.

Once upon a barren moor

There dwelt a bear, also a boar.

The bear could not bear the boar.

The boar thought the bear a bore.

At last the bear could bear no more

Of that boar that bored him on the moor,

And so one morn he bored the boar--

That boar will bore the bear no more.

28.

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot

To talk ere the tot could totter,

Ought the Hottenton tot

Be taught to say aught, or naught,

Or what ought to be taught her?

If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot

Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,

Ought the tutor get hot

If the Hottentot tot

Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

29.

Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.

30.

There was a young fisher named Fischer

Who fished for a fish in a fissure.

The fish with a grin,

Pulled the fisherman in;

Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

31.

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.

The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.

The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,

And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.

32.

Suddenly swerving, seven small swans

Swam silently southward,

Seeing six swift sailboats

Sailing sedately seaward.

33.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,

It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock,

Or some stickler who is slicker

Will stick you of your liquor

If you fail to lock your liquor

With a lock!

34.

Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,

in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,

thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,

in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,

thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,

see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,

thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!

35.

They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the

volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.

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